Friday, April 25, 2008

A Difficult Judgment


In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, whichwas right opposite to the Temple . The Temple & its congregationstarted a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions andprayed daily against his business.Work progressed.

However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that theTemple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

"I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't."

horse phoned

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round theHead with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny onit that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the nameof the horse I bet on".

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on thehead with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.Wife replied. "Your horse phoned"


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