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ఎందుకంటే.. మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.

గమనిక: ఏదో తింటూనో, తాగుతూనో ఇది చదవద్దు.

పెగ్-1: మందు విషయంలో మాత్రం మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.సాయంత్రం ఇంటికి వచ్చేసరికి, మా ఆవిడ వంట చేస్తుంటుంది.వంటింట్లోంచి వంటపాత్రల్ శబ్దం వినిపిస్తూంటూంది.మనం పిల్లిలా ఇంట్లో దూరతాం.చెక్క బీరువాలోంచి మందు బాటిల్ తీస్తాం.ఫొటోలో తాతగారు నవ్వుతూ చూస్తారు.ఈ చెవిలో సద్దు ఆ చెవిలో పడనివ్వం.
ఎందుకంటే.. మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.

ఎవరూ వాడని బాత్రూం అటకమీంచి గ్లాసందుకుంటాం.లటక్కన పెగ్గేసి చటుక్కున మూతి తుడుచుకుంటాం.గ్లాసు కడిగేసి అటకమీద పెట్టేస్తాం.అఫ్‌కోర్స్, బాటిల్ కూడా చెక్కబీరువాలో పెట్టేస్తాం.తాతగారు బోసినవ్వుతో చూస్తారు.వంటింట్లోకి తొంగిచూస్తాను.మా ఆవిడ చపాతీపిండి కలుపుతూటూంది.ఈ చెవిలో సద్దు ఆ చెవిలో పడనివ్వం.ఎందుకంటే.. మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.

నేను: శర్మగారమ్మాయి పెళ్ళి సంగతేమైంది?
ఆవిడ: తిన్నగా ఉంటే కదా మంచి సంబంధాలు రావడానికి?

పెగ్-2: మనం మళ్ళీ ఇవతలకి వస్తాం.చెక్కబీరువా తలుపు చప్పుడు చేస్తుంది.మనం మాత్రం నిశ్శబ్దంగా బాటిల్ తీస్తాం.లటక్కన పెగ్గేసి చటుక్కున మూతి తుడుచుకుంటాం.ఈ చెవిలో సద్దు ఆ చెవిలో పడనివ్వం.
ఎందుకంటే.. మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.
నేను: ఏమిటోయ్, మన శర్మ కూతురు అప్పుడే పెళ్ళీడుకొచ్చేసిందా?
ఆవిడ: ఇంకా పెళ్ళి వయసేంటి? అడ్డగాడిదలా ముఫ్పైయేళ్ళొస్తుంటే.
నేను: ఓ.. ఐసీ!

పెగ్-3 మనం మళ్ళా చెక్కబీరువాలోంచి చపాతీ పిండి తీస్తాం.చెక్కబీరువాలో బాత్రూం ప్రత్యక్ష్యం అవుతుంది.బాటిల్ తీసి అటకలో రెండౌన్సులు పోస్తాం.లటక్కన పెగ్గేసి చటుక్కున మూతి ముడుచుకుంటాం.తాతగారు పడీపడీ నవ్వుతూంటాడు.అటకని పిండిమీద పెట్టేసి తాతయ్యని కడీగేసి చెక్కబీరువాలో పెట్టేస్తాం.వంటింట్లోకి తోంగిచూస్తాం.మా ఆవిడ పొయ్యిమీద బాత్రూం పెడుతుంది.ఈ బాటిల్లో సద్దు ఆ బాటిల్లో పడనివ్వం.
ఎందుకంటే, మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.
నేను: ఏంటే మా శర్మగార్ని గాడిదంటావా, తోలు ఒలిచేస్తాను.
ఆవిడ: ఊరికే గొడవ చెయ్యకుండా వెళ్ళి పడుకోండి.

పెగ్-4 మనం పిండిలోంచి బాటిల్ తీస్తాం.చెక్క బీరువాలో ఓ పెగ్గు కలుపుతాం.బాత్రూం కడిగేసి అటకమీద పెట్టేస్తాం.మా ఆవిడ ఫోటోలోంచి నవ్వుతూ చూస్తుంటే గాంధీ వంట చేస్తూంటాడు.ఈ శర్మ సంగతి ఆ శర్మగాడికి తెలియనివ్వం.ఎందుకంటే..
మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.

నేను: ఇంతకీ శర్మగాడి పెళ్ళి ఆ గాడిదతో అయ్యిందా లేదా?
ఆవిడ: నెత్తిమీద బక్కెట్ నీళ్ళు పోసానంటే.. వెళ్ళండి బయటికి.
పెగ్-5 నేను మళ్ళీ కిచెన్‌లోకి వెళ్తాను.నిశ్శబ్దంగా అటకమీద కూర్చుంటాను.డ్రాయింగ్‌రూంలోంచి బాటిళ్ళ శబ్దం వినిపిస్తుంటుంది.నేను లోపలికి తొంగిచూస్తే మా ఆవిడ బాత్రూంలో మందేస్తుంటుంది.వెంటనే లటుక్కున మూతేసి చటుక్కున పెగ్గు తుడుచుకుంటాం.ఈ గాడిద చప్పుడు ఆ గాడిద చెవిలో పడనివ్వం.అఫ్‌కోర్స్, తాతయ్యెప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోడు.శర్మ వంట చెయ్యడం పూర్తయ్యేవరకూ మనం ఫోటోలో కూర్చుని మా ఆవిణ్ణి చూసి నవ్వుతుంటాం.ఎందుకంటే, మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.

ఇది http://aithesare.blogspot.com/ (ఈనాడు ఆదివారం ) నుంచి కాపీ చేసింది.

జల్సా నుంచి నాలుగు నవ్వులు

1. బడికి నాలుగు కి.మి దూరంగా, ప్రభుత్వాస్పత్రికి ఎనిమిది కి.మీ దూరంగా, దురదృష్టానికి దగ్గరగా బ్రతుకుతున్నారు
2. పంటను పురుగు ఆశించింది. పురుగుల మందు చల్లాడు, పని చెయ్యలేదు. పురుగుల మందు తను తాగాడు, ఈ సారి పని చేసింది.

3. ఆకలైనా తినకుండా ఉంటే అది ఉపవాసం, నిద్రొచ్చినా పడుకోకుండా ఉంటే అది జాగరణ, చంపే అవకాశం వచ్చినా వదిలేస్తే అది మానవత్వం

4. రవి పార్కులాంటోడు. ఒక వారం చూస్తే, మరి కొత్తగా చూడటానికేమీ ఉండదు. సంజయ్ అలా కాదు, జీవితంలో ప్రతి రోజూ ఏదో కొత్తదనం చూపిస్తాడు.

5. నేనూ ఈ మధ్యే మార్గదర్శిలో చేరాను, ఒక తుపాకీ కొన్నాను

http://gsnaveen.wordpress.com/2008/04/21/jalsa_revie/ - పూతరేక్స్ నుండి

వెదురు విద్య

ఈనాడు ఆదివారం వచ్చిన ఈ వ్యాసం చాలా బాగుంది -

http://www.eenadu.net/htm/2vnewfeatureshow.asp?qry=10&reccount=10#bmarkname

A Difficult Judgment

In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, whichwas right opposite to the Temple . The Temple & its congregationstarted a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions andprayed daily against his business.Work progressed.

However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that theTemple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

"I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't."

horse phoned

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round theHead with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny onit that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the nameof the horse I bet on".

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on thehead with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.Wife replied. "Your horse phoned"

Born Brave

Nareepol

Picture showing below is amazing tree named "Nareepol" in Thai.
Naree means "girl/woman" and pol means "plant/tree" or "buah" in Malay.
It means women tree.

It is amazing what God create the World in many forms that amused humanbeings...
You can see the real tree at Petchaboon province about almost 500 kms away from Bangkok .

Self Appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy: (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweepyour curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you willhave the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida."
Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." Boy: "No thanks,
Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at thejob I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"

This is what we call "Self Appraisal"

నీదు పాదసెవ చేయ

"నీదు పాదసెవ చేయ
శక్తి నాకు కలుగునంత,
నా ఇంటికి వచ్చిపోవు
సాధువులకు చాలీనంత
భిక్షన్నం సమకూర్చిన
అదే చాలు, నాకు దేవ"

భక్త కబీరు

వినాయక చవితి పత్రి

వినాయక చవితి పత్రి

వినాయక చవితి రోజు వినాయకుడికి అతి ఇష్టమైనది పత్రి పూజ. పత్రి అంటే వినాయకుడికి ఇష్టమైన ఆకులు. వాటి వివరాలు.

1. మాలతీ
2. నేల ములక / వాకుడు
3. మారేడు
4. గరికె
5. ఉమ్మెత్త
6. రేగు
7. ఉత్తరేణి
8. నేరేడు
9. మామిడి
10. గన్నేరు
11. అపరాజిత
12. దానిమ్మ
13. దేవ దారు
14. మరువము
15. నల్ల వావిలి
16. జాజి
17. అడవి మల్లె, సదీప
18. జమ్మి
19. రావి
20. మద్ది
21. జిల్లేదు

ఓం నారాయణ! ఆది నారాయణ!!

ఓం నారాయణ! ఆది నారాయణ!! భగవాన్ శ్రీ వెంకయ్య స్వామి

భగవాన్ శ్రీ వెంకయ్య స్వామి దివ్య సూక్తులు

1. ఆకలై కొంగు పట్టేవారికి అన్నం పెట్టాలయ్య!

2. ఆపదలో ఉన్నవారిని ఆదుకోవాలయ్య!

3. సూర్య చంద్రులు ఉన్నంతవరకు వెంకయ్య ఎండేదే గదయ్య!

4. అగ్ని గుండం కోటి లింగాల పూజా గదయ్య!

5. అన్ని జీవులలో వెంకయ్య ఉన్నాడని రాసుకోయ్య!

6. పావలా దొంగిలిస్తే పది రూపాయలు పోతుండ్లా అయ్యా!

7. ఆశకు పోతే అంతా పోతుండ్లా అయ్యా!

8. అందరినీ సమానంగా చూసుకుంటే భగవంతుడు కనిపిస్తుండ్లా అయ్యా!

9. వెయ్యి మందిలో ఉన్నా మన గొర్రెను కాలు పట్టి లాక్కురావచ్చయ్యో!

10. సంపూర్ణ విశ్వాసంతో ఇక్కడుకు వచ్చి ఏదనుకుంటే అది అయ్యేదేకదయ్యా!

11. వెంకయ్య పేరుమీద పిడికెడు మెతుకులు పెట్టిన వారికి, తెచ్చిన వారికి వాంద్ల కుటుంబాల బాగోగుల్నీ చూదలికదయ్య!

12. వాళ్ళుండే దాన్ని బట్టి కదయ్య మనముండేది!

13. నొప్పి ఎంత అనుభవిస్తే అంత మంచిది కదయ్య!

14. మనిషై పోతే మనిషిగా వస్తుండల్లయ్య!

15. ఒకళ్ళను పొమ్మనే కంటే మనమే పోతే బాగుండ్లాయ్య!

16. మైసూరు మహారాజు కనిపిస్తే మనాకేమోస్తుందీ, మనం చేసుకున్నదేకదయ్యా మనకు!

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1. http://blog.charasala.com/

Its local Call

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. " O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan, SriLanka, Russia, Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephonewith the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, son - it's a local call".

Awesome Right Angle Photographs

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The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam's Speech in Hyderabad .

The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam's Speech in Hyderabad .

Why is the media here so negative?
Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation.

We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why?
We are the first in milk production.
We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.
We are the second largest producer of wheat.
We are the second largest producer of rice.
Look at Dr. Sudarshan, he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievementsbut our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters.

I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of aJewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary.
It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried amongother news.In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime.

Why are we so NEGATIVE?
Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things?
We want foreign T. Vs, we want foreign shirts.
We want foreign technology.
Why this obsession with everything imported.
Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance?

I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India.
For her, you and I will have to build this developed India.

You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation.
Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance.Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours. YOU say that our government is inefficient.
YOU say that our laws are too old.
YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.
YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke,The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.
YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.
YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?Take a person on his way to Singapore . Give him a name - YOURS. Give him a face - YOURS.
YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores.
YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are.
You pay $5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM.
YOU come back to theparking lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your status identity... In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU?
YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai. YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah.
YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds ( Rs.650) a month to, 'see to itthat my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else.'YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop,'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost.'
YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia andNew Zealand .Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston??? We are still talking of the same YOU.
YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India?Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay, Mr. Tinaikar, had a point to make. 'Rich people's dogs are walked on the streets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place,' he said. 'And then the same people turn around to criticize and blame the authorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expect the officers to do? Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressure in his bowels?In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan . Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go tothe polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility. We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative.

We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity. This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to the public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's thewhole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my sons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system? What does a system consist of ? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and thegovernment. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with amajestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away. Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run toEngland. When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a great deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too.... I am echoing J. F. Kennedy's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians.....

'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY'

Lets do what India needs from us.Forward this to each Indian for a change instead of sending some Jokes or non-sense junk mails.

Thank you,
Dr. Abdul Kalaam(PRESIDENT OF INDIA)

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There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.

Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1) He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2) He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3) He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4) He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him. 5) He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6) His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.
7) He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
8) He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.
9) Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
10) Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.
11) His advice to young people: Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself.